[He returns obediently with a glass of freshly poured water, holding it out to Kantarou and looking sulky about it.]

..... Take it.

I've never heard of such a place; so how do I know you're not just making it all up? You keep calling for onikui, so I'm not stupid enough to not realize he's here too.

Because you just want to keep Muu-chan for yourself! You youkai otaku! Skirt chaser!